Hello humans! This is Tanner, Emilee's 3 year old yellow labrahdoor retreever. I thought I wood take this oportunitee to express my feelings while I have the chance. I don't spell so well, so pleez excuuse the typos. Plus, I didn't realize how hard it is to type without thumbs. But I will do my best. I AM only 3 after all.
Emilee is sleepin, I herd her talking to Paw about not sleepin well beecuz she and I were "jockeying" for position...I don't know what that means, but Paw and I slept very well. Plus, it was nice in the room with the bed due to some cooling machine in the window. Paw went to bed first, then me. U have to understand, I'm an opportunist, so before Maw came to bed, I assumed the position...I think Maw refers to it as laying "perpindickular" to her. Again, they keep using these big words, I don't know what they mean. But it was kind of hard to fall asleep, Maw kept putting her feet in my face. I mean, really, a girl needs her beauty sleep, Maw can be so selfish sometimes. But I have come up with this plan...over the course of the nite, I make my way in between Maw and Paw and then I put my paws on Maw's back (or her stomach, depending on her position) and I push her away. This gives me a little more breething room. Maw moves around a lot at nite, grumbling something about not having any room. I know how she feels, I don't get enough room either!
OH LOOK, A BUG!!
Sorry, I diegress, lots of things get my attention, I appologise. Anyways, I see Maw on this machine all the time, so I wonder what it's all aboot. I think they call this a "blog", sounds like dog to me, so of course I am interested. I have things to say.
Yesterday, a friend of Maw's came over, think his name was Lee. He was the most interesting human I've ever smelled. He has 10 doggies like me, and there was lots to smell (I got a few good leads...will have to call them later). He was nice and Maw was very happy to see him. He liked us too, so he passed my inspection.
OH LOOK, ONE OF THE CATS!
Sorry again, I think I have the ADD, can't concentrate for long periods of time.
Maw really luvs me though, she says I keep her laughing all the time and I have very expressive eyebrows. Yeah, I'm cute, I know it. But everytime I put my face in her face, she moves me away. I like to be close, but humans have this ting called "purrsonal space". I don't grasp that idea. I like to be close to humans. The other dog in the house, Max, has been here longer than me. But he's so nice to me, he lets me play with him and pull him around the room by the skin on his neck. I'm a very jealous girl (I admit it) and I don't like it when Max gets any attention, so I muscle my way in and remind Maw and Paw that I'm around.
FOOD!!
I think I here some noise coming from the room with the bed. OH ok, it's just Paw getting redy for work. He leaves everyday and I'm sad, but then he comes back to us and I'm happy. I know the sound of his auto mobile and when I here it coming down the street, I am so happy I start running around. Maw gets happy too.
Last night, Maw complained about being hot...pleez...she's not the one wearing the fur coat. I try to give her some of my coat beecuz I like to share, but she always brushes it off. Doesn't she understand that that's quality fur she's getting? She's always saying how soft it is.
Bee right back, I have to go bark at some unseen danger outside...
Ok, false alarm...
Maw was holding this peece of paper in her hands and seemed very happy about it, so I peeked at it beecuz I'm curious. It had a bunch of numbers on it, I don't know what they mean, but I will copy it just like it looks...maybee u can figure out what it means.
May 8, 2009
CA27-29: 600
CEA: 37.4
June 19, 2009
CA27-29: 381
CEA: 13.4
August 7, 2009
CA27-29: 155
CEA: 3.7
Whatever it means, Maw and Paw are very happy about it! That makes me happy too!
OH LOOK, ANOTHER BUG!!
It's a little cooler this morning than it was yesterday, so maybee Maw can catch up on some sleep...I may join her...
Thank you for listening, well, actually, reading. I enjoyed this opportunitee to express my feelings!
Bye!
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Dear Tanner
This is Taffy (aka Tiffy). I stayed with Mamma while my Maw, Paw and Sis (aka Nicle) were away. I asked Mamma how you and Max were doing and she said keeping the spirits of your Maw and Paw up. Good Job! It's our mission.
Thanks for sharing the numbers I also don't know what they mean but there are less of them and that looks good to me. When I bring my family a mouse I know there are less of them out there. Hint about sleeping, Take Lots Of Cat Naps!
Love Taffy
Canis familaris, canine, dog....Whatever!!!! A.D.D. no doubt!!!! As if any self-respecting feline be caught acting like we care about anything!!! You dogs are soooo simply lead. Which is why you so easily succumb to a lead. Always being told what to do and when to do it. "Dinner Time!!", "Go for a walk!!", honestly have some self-respect. Since I'm a cat I don't really care one way or the other, however "Jerry" (and yes, I do call him Jerry, he is not my father!!), is extremely happy to see the numbers have given the LeBruns some smiles to share. Jerry is also a bit saddened because of the lengthy amount of time that he hasn't seen or conversed with your "mother and father". He vows to speak to them soon and wishs all of you well. Yes even the canines.
Felines Rule!!
Dogs drool!!!!!!!
Gizmo
Dose look like gud numbiz to me. My mummy wuz happi to see dem. Wat do I know, tho? I'm just a Bahstin Terror.. . I mean Terrier. Haf to trust dem huminz interp. . olation. . ertashun? Wutever that word iz. Glad your Maw iz gettin' gud numbiz.
Luv, Higgins Smith
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