Words of wisdom from Captain Mayonnaise: Picking your nose in the winter is like digging through a box of Triskets.
What I learned from watching American Idol: If you sing LOUDER, it doesn't make you sound any better.
Emergency Room Doctors are only good for 2 things: stitching up gashes and curing poison.
It doesn't matter how old they are, if you put 2 brothers in the same room together, they will wrestle and beat each other up.
Weatherpeople are the only ones who can be wrong 99% of the time and still have a job!
Have you ever had KFC at a K of C?
Apparently, I'm like an oyster...but instead of making something that's worth anything, I make a useless stone.
I will write more about the kidney stones later.
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It takes seventeen muscles to smile and forty seven muscles to frown......Conserve Energy :)
You're much more interesting than they oyster, though, even if you can't produce pretty jewelry. ; )
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